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Dontcha think?

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Sadly Overlooked Baseball Legends

Here is a sample of some former major league baseball players that have received BBWAA votes for the Hall of Fame, but unfortunately (way) too few to be elected:

Rick Dempsey
George Bell
Steve Sax
Lonnie Smith
Jim Deshaies
Mike Greenwell
Mark Davis
Danny Tartabull
Jim Eisenreich
Kevin Mitchell
Juan Samuel
Jeff Montgomery
Greg Jefferies
Walt Weiss

Let us all reflect thoughtfully on the sad plight of these deserving stars. My Hall of Fame includes Mike Greenwell!